Thursday, November 26, 2009

Disruption

Cat lady's deodorant didn't last the entire day and she had pretty bad BO for a woman. She hoped this wouldn't put Glen Hansard off when she finally got to meet him. Tonight was the night.
She went to his show in Seattle, and the show in Tacoma, and now he was playing in Vancouver and he needed to know how big of a fan she was.
When he sang the final song, she yelled "I love you Glen, and your toque too," in her squeaky yet masculine voice. He smirked at her, acknowledging her presence. Glen recognized her from the last show. She didn't shut up.
Cat lady continued to yell obscenities at him on stage. He handled her comments well, until she droned on for another ten minutes.
"If you don't mind, I'd like to sing a song now," he said. That quieted her for a moment, but in the middle of the song she started to rush the stage. Security removed her before she could get near Glen.
They escorted her outside and she rummaged through her purse. She forgot to take her blue pill today.

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